The following contains: cynicism, sarcasm, dark humor;abundant cockiness from: yours truly;offensive and non politically correct humor;rants and raves about my personal life; misspellings and grammatical errors;offensive language;stories of training regimens, which i will never complete, yet will finish every race faster than you-you will be jealous; stories of the women i drool over, and the gay men i lust after. If any of the above offends you already, i would suggest not reading any further.
