The following contains: cynicism, sarcasm, dark humor;abundant cockiness from: yours truly;offensive and non politically correct humor;rants and raves about my personal life; misspellings and grammatical errors;offensive language;stories of training regimens, which i will never complete, yet will finish every race faster than you-you will be jealous; stories of the women i drool over, and the gay men i lust after. If any of the above offends you already, i would suggest not reading any further.
Monday, January 30, 2012
things i learn at work
a couple of weeks ago i learned from a student, and aspiring tutor, that she knew she couldn't drink underage because of the constitution....I should have asked which amendment that was...likely the 21st, it would make the most sense..or maybe she was still thinking of the 18th...i should have listened in history class.
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
spin
I haven't posted in forever, and had nearly forgotten about this little gem...i am going to start posting more often, because funny things have been happening that i really need to be shared...plus, it is a great way to procrastinate homework, which i am really getting quite proficient at...
but before i start doing that, and because i need to go to bed, i just want to share this: I went to my first spin class tonight...i thought i was in pretty good shape, until about 2 minutes into the class...only pictures can describe how i thought i should look vs. how i really looked:
but before i start doing that, and because i need to go to bed, i just want to share this: I went to my first spin class tonight...i thought i was in pretty good shape, until about 2 minutes into the class...only pictures can describe how i thought i should look vs. how i really looked:
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