searching...

i am currently searching for a sassy gay friend like this...if you are a sassy gay, or know a sassy gay, please submit a resume and cover letter to me...also, my sassy gay friend must wear a sassy scarf....

the rumors are true

I forgot to tell everyone this on monday, but question not, it's still true....

spelling

today, at work, i learned how to properly spell defecate/defecating/defecated, this is why i love my job, i learn fun things about poop. gross, i don't think i like day shift. i wonder what i will learn in the remaining two and a half hours?!

bike lanes

dear portland bikers,

the city of portland just spent nearly $1,000,000 installing these super safe bike lanes for you, which by the way i hate, so please, kindly, effing use them! you are really cramping my driving style.

obsessed

i am currently obsessed with the color purple and skinny ties....and preferably the two combined...like this:



i plan on spending like $85976132988 tomorrow shopping, i better find the perfect tie.