The following contains: cynicism, sarcasm, dark humor;abundant cockiness from: yours truly;offensive and non politically correct humor;rants and raves about my personal life; misspellings and grammatical errors;offensive language;stories of training regimens, which i will never complete, yet will finish every race faster than you-you will be jealous; stories of the women i drool over, and the gay men i lust after. If any of the above offends you already, i would suggest not reading any further.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
bike lanes
dear portland bikers,
the city of portland just spent nearly $1,000,000 installing these super safe bike lanes for you, which by the way i hate, so please, kindly, effing use them! you are really cramping my driving style.
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