The following contains: cynicism, sarcasm, dark humor;abundant cockiness from: yours truly;offensive and non politically correct humor;rants and raves about my personal life; misspellings and grammatical errors;offensive language;stories of training regimens, which i will never complete, yet will finish every race faster than you-you will be jealous; stories of the women i drool over, and the gay men i lust after. If any of the above offends you already, i would suggest not reading any further.
Monday, September 27, 2010
25
I am officially a quarter century old today. does this mean i have to start getting my life together? that sounds stressful.
I didn't get this for my birthday, it's the only thing i asked for. i guess there is always next year.
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