"Going to be extremely vague because I don't particularly care if you find this. You came into my work and we caught eyes a couple times. I purposely avoided you and avoided further eye contact. You seem sweet lovin. Email me back with where I work and what color flannel I was wearing."
my favorite part being "email me back with where I work and what color flannel I was wearing."
I have a feeling this person is going to get like 4894 responses, because this describes pretty much every dyke in portland with a job...
I hope that in the summer I read one that says "me: hipster, wearing jorts, fashion mullet, drinking pbr, we made eye contact and smiled, i felt a real connection, i wrote a poem about it, i hope someday i can read it to you...you: hippie girl in chaco's, unshaven legs, wearing plaid, drinking water out of a mason jar, your scent of patchouli oil was unforgettable....maybe we can meet for coffee and discuss the the status quo? e-mail me back if this is you..."
I think I will post that one just for fun, just to see if i get any responses....
a jorts wearing hipster with a fashion mullet would NEVER like a chaco wearing, patchouli smelling hippie.
ReplyDeletei would know.