Post numero UNO (that means #1, in spanish)

So, as you can see from the title of this blog, I am basically bi-lingual, just chalk that up to pure genius, as I have never taken a Spanish class in my life...I went to Mexico once, so I'm pretty damn cultured as well. Plus, when it comes to Cinco de Mayo, I can drink Jose and corona with the with the best of 'em...and by "em" i clearly mean white college kids wearing sombreros...so yeah...bi-effing-lingual.

Anyway, enough about my bi-lingual genius....I have wanted to start a blog for quite some time, but I couldn't figure out what exactly to call it, I have pondered it, mulled a few ideas around in my head, even ASKED a few people for suggestions--don't worry, I politely acknowledged the ideas, but would never ACTUALLY use somebody else idea (who know else's wasn't a word)! So, today, while biking to work (because i'm super portland like that) BAM it came to me....cynicallyinsane...effing genius, right! Sorry folks, I can't bring myself to say the ACTUAL eff word on here (yet), because I know my mom will read this, and I need to protect her innocence....anyhoo...i came to work, logged in to blogspot, and decided it was time to put my genius idea on the world wide web...much to my dismay cynicallyinsane was ALREADY TAKEN...devastation! so, alas, cynicallyill is what you get...and really, just as accurate.

So, with a great name for the blog, naturally the next question, is what in the h does one blog about, especially for their first blog? so, this is what you get for blog number one. I promise (well, kinda promise) not to be consistently cynical, but promise to always be cocky. I hope to update regularly, and will often write one line blogs, that probably have zero relevance to anyone but myself, but you will still read them, because you want a taste of my witty humor. i hope for lots of comments, which may only include inappropriate humor....

cynically,

jc