Ellen...

First, let me just say, I think that Ellen De-G is like sooo hot! I hope that I look this hot when I am 50 (and have a wife as hot as portia)...I am going to need to purchase some vests. and like 293 pairs of sweet sneakers, then we'll basically be like twins.



Also, in my quest to become Ellen De-G, please begin calling me by my middle name...