The following contains: cynicism, sarcasm, dark humor;abundant cockiness from: yours truly;offensive and non politically correct humor;rants and raves about my personal life; misspellings and grammatical errors;offensive language;stories of training regimens, which i will never complete, yet will finish every race faster than you-you will be jealous; stories of the women i drool over, and the gay men i lust after. If any of the above offends you already, i would suggest not reading any further.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
S&M
"I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it..." -Rihanna, S&M
Thank you, Rihanna, for summing up my life in such a perfect phrase....I think this means we should have babies together.
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