The following contains: cynicism, sarcasm, dark humor;abundant cockiness from: yours truly;offensive and non politically correct humor;rants and raves about my personal life; misspellings and grammatical errors;offensive language;stories of training regimens, which i will never complete, yet will finish every race faster than you-you will be jealous; stories of the women i drool over, and the gay men i lust after. If any of the above offends you already, i would suggest not reading any further.
Monday, November 22, 2010
power animal
it has become clear to me that the unicorn is my power animal...
my power animal unicorn is magical and can change colors, and is usually purple, but for purposes of this blog is going to remain white.
for christmas i would like this in size xs...thanks santa.
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